I was listening in my nerdy way to the podcast of KCRW's Left, Right and Center today and Matt Miller mentioned the Barenaked Ladies holiday song “Elf's Lament” at the end of the show, and I have to say, I found it really amusing. I'm adding this to my Christmasy musical magazine next year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qixiv080feg
Lyrics here.